Victor Balldance's internet hope chest

my name is victor and this is my digital internet hope chest.

I am newly divorced and searching for my estranged daughter

feel free to ask me a question about my life - I am experienced
lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit

lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit

(Source: petpup, via bryko)

kassidy:

Oscar makes a Wilde cheddar

kassidy:

Oscar makes a Wilde cheddar

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

(via no-fandom-url)